Whoa, dudes... it's like... Kismet! You know how I was telling you about the good stuff that happened to people I know lately, and I was spreading the good vibes around like peanut butter, and thinking maybe I would create a scenario of spiritual osmosis and partake cosmically of the nectar of success?Well... when I got home today there was a CHECK in the MAIL! A CASH SETTLEMENT from some class action suit that I don't ever remember being a part of! FREE CASH! FREE MONEY! With my name on it!
Okay, it was a check for eighteen dollars.
But still.... FREE MONEY, PEOPLE! After taxes, I can get a hamburger or something!! (See, it's good to get excited about good things, so the universe will see how appreciative you are and send more good things. Maybe good things with a couple of extra zeroes, who knows, hmmmmmmm?)
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I got one too! I can't even remember what it was for but it is in my hot little account. Ya takes what you can get, eh! Eighteen bucks is eighteen bucks.
Squander it recklessly Marcheline!
It was unearned money and thus is meant to be spent.
SP
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