As if the prospect of going into New York City tomorrow night to an interactive play called "Sleep No More", performed in the entire interior of a renovated 1940's hotel, and being required to wear a creepy white mask while doing so isn't excitement enough, I received the above "Guest Advisement" in an email this afternoon!
I'm lucky I have a few pairs of contact lenses left in my stash, because I really only wear my vintage cat eye glasses now. But I suppose vintage cat eye glasses would not be so comfortable under a creepy white mask, so...
I was also going to wear my "Withnail coat" on the adventure, but this notice makes it clear I shall be forced to check it if I do. No way am I trusting my valuable Withnail coat to a bunch of strangers for a mere $3! I will wear my crappiest down-filled winter coat and check it with glee, rather than risk losing my long-sought-for Withnail coat.
Am finding it rather funny that they warn that "guests may encounter intense psychological situations". They don't seem to be worried about what sort of "intense psychological situations" might be coming through the front door in creepy white masks!
(MWAAAAHAHAHAHAAHHHHH!)
I'll look forward to reading about it.
ReplyDeleteOh Sh*t! Pleasse come back safe (and sane - well as sane as you went in, anyway!) When I first saw it I thought it was a spoof.
ReplyDeleteI can't wear contact lenses because of my particular eye problems - added to which, over here, if I could wear them but didn't already have a pair it would add a hundred pounds or so to the bill. I guess that means I'll have to stay at home and just read about your adventures - Thank the Lord.
P.S. For questions call Ovation Tix??? Is that a name?
DeleteNot to be confused with a pregnancy service called "Ovulation Tix". 8-)
DeleteOooooh how exciting!
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