Friday, January 04, 2013
Marcheline's Upcoming Adventure: "SLEEP NO MORE"!
As if the prospect of going into New York City tomorrow night to an interactive play called "Sleep No More", performed in the entire interior of a renovated 1940's hotel, and being required to wear a creepy white mask while doing so isn't excitement enough, I received the above "Guest Advisement" in an email this afternoon!
I'm lucky I have a few pairs of contact lenses left in my stash, because I really only wear my vintage cat eye glasses now. But I suppose vintage cat eye glasses would not be so comfortable under a creepy white mask, so...
I was also going to wear my "Withnail coat" on the adventure, but this notice makes it clear I shall be forced to check it if I do. No way am I trusting my valuable Withnail coat to a bunch of strangers for a mere $3! I will wear my crappiest down-filled winter coat and check it with glee, rather than risk losing my long-sought-for Withnail coat.
Am finding it rather funny that they warn that "guests may encounter intense psychological situations". They don't seem to be worried about what sort of "intense psychological situations" might be coming through the front door in creepy white masks!